fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

poppunk-and-junk:

AND I’N SICK OF YOUR TATTOOS AND THE WAY YOU DON’T APPRECIATE BRAND NEW
OR ME

poppunk-and-junk:

AND I’N SICK OF YOUR TATTOOS
AND THE WAY YOU DON’T APPRECIATE BRAND NEW

OR ME

nippled:

annoying online and irl

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

thetenantoftennant:

That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday